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Real Demotivational Poster


REALISTS - The only ones who really know what's going on.


TAGS: optimism pessimism realism
Rating: 4.47/5

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mikecoffee23 - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
My favorite motifake of all time


A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!


TAGS: real woman warrior kitchen sammich tits
Rating: 4.12/5

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Azzameen85 - July 22, 2011, 7:27 am
Reminds me of my ex... I was never allowed in the kitchen and she was a great cook.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:45 pm
See?
BennyChick - April 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
True...True
Cubbybear - April 2, 2010, 11:02 pm
Aggy knows his utensils
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:51 pm
A quick lesson in defensive posturing.... the grill is clearly a coooling rack, which a woman (baker) should know. Secondly, if it was seen as a grill, it'd draw the man closer in, and by the time he was within reach, blammo! cheese grater hand job!
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:49 pm
Barbecue me a sammich!
BennyChick - April 2, 2010, 8:47 pm
why does she have something for a grill as a shield? GRILLS ARE FOR MEN!!!


SUPER RETARD - Because sometimes just being a regular Retard isn't enough.


TAGS: retard superman bjorn soolsma realtor remax results
Rating: 2/5

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THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 10:47 am
There are so much pics to chose from, this one, would not have been any choice of mine...
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:04 am
Mods are flexible in approvals... as we know that our sense of humor doesn't match everyone else's. As you look through posters here, you'll realize that we allow a wide spectrum... as, awful or offensive to one may be funny to another.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
submissions
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:01 am
Well my point is, if this is beyond the taste of this forum why was it approved? Seems approval of submitions is pretty much subjective based on the tastes of the Mod
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:52 am
So the moderators are to blame?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:48 am
Im not the moderator that approved this shit.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
The others,(GS and Aggie) Make some good points also. The bowl cut poster is a little simple for my taste, As are your other posters. One is a tunnel, you might wanna watch that.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:24 pm
I was actuall commenting on your comment and your use of a poster to attack a real world person who we don't know. We don't know Debbie Stevens. She doesn't exist to us.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:19 pm
Now, had you put this title and caption under your avatar, I'd have given it a 5L.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 8:24 pm
on the contrary, it Motivated me enough to comment.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:20 pm
Do you feel demotivated? yes!? SUCCESS!!!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Handicapped/challenged, what ever you want to call the disability is cool. they live and deal with it the every day best they can. Making fun of them at their expense isn't cool. It's bullying, and if you didn't know that, that makes you, the disabled one
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 7:46 pm
Cool is all in the eye of the beholder. check ou tmy cool bowl cut!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:56 pm
Dude.....not cool.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:51 pm
ha hah retards are funny just ask Debbie Stevens at Remax Results Realtor


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!


TAGS: blood men man real funny period
Rating: 3.48/5

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Krissie - May 17, 2010, 11:46 pm
Oh...vomit!
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Thank you, Seb. I agree with both your posts.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
But funny.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
Disgusting.
gIRL - October 10, 2008, 7:56 am
Jeez, even girls think it's disgusting. Seriously, barf.
Hm. - August 21, 2008, 2:04 am
A friend of mine told me he earned his red wings. My response was "Yeah, but you lost my respect."


DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:58 pm
Actually my first thought was a can of spray paint to give that pumpkinhead a human skin tone.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


THIS GUY HAS SWAG - he also seems confident and happy....




OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.44/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am
makes perfect sense to me


THIS CARTOON - It's a culturally, ethnically, religiously, and politically correct one. Please enjoy it responsibly. Thank you.


TAGS: real rarity cartoon viba
Rating: 3.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:54 pm
Ooooooh, dis! =-O
dootndo2 - October 10, 2011, 2:05 pm
Actually, it's white so it's not politically correct.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:48 pm
Politically correct comment... below. (Overused, didn't vote)
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:46 pm
.
jameswnash - December 7, 2010, 10:01 pm
Seen it before long time ago
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's like that middle school trick football play on U-tube. You can usually only get away with it once. 5 this time.
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:30 pm

i actually like this!


SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey


TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

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JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-fucker.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm
haha i laughed


I love you -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 4:48 pm
You omitted the BRAILLE one, for some reason...
steve1961 - September 1, 2015, 8:06 pm
Of course, it's the women talking to the men in most cases...;-)
rerun - September 1, 2015, 7:26 pm

As a Texan, I can confirm the last one
GaryO - September 1, 2015, 11:58 am
Having spent time in Mexico and China...and the south...YES
EmilioDumphque - September 1, 2015, 9:38 am
Informative AND useful!


1984 TOYOTA GT CELICA - She was my baby...and yes EVERY Asian boy wanted one! GAWD...I miss that car




I REALLY HATE IT - When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up !


TAGS: i really hate it movie
Rating: 4.96/5

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steve1961 - June 5, 2012, 11:24 am
True in most cases-but I think I wouldn't mind seeing a movie made from that poster.LOL
Swampfox - June 5, 2012, 4:10 am
Pay that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 12:51 am
5o agree
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 11:21 am
Good One Budog.


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


17TH BIRTHDAY - The pivotal year where you say to yourself, F*CK! I still can't do jack shit for another year!




UP -


TAGS: pixar up real life
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:21 pm

easier than getting beer off of it
Kspace - August 4, 2011, 9:59 am
Coffee, meet keyboard.


ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality


TAGS: reality anime girls hentai japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

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Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am
Mindfuck!
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm
This is just fucking scary.


WHEN - sharks dream...


TAGS: shark fat fatty fatso really
Rating: 3.81/5

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Me_ - November 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
My eyes. Oh good my eyes and this was the last image I saw.
1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:05 am
Dont ya mean man the sharks with laser beams to cut m up in bite-size pieces
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 3:39 pm
Solid gold, J.
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:54 am
I believe that would be a "Pod" of...you get the idea.
Mike - October 6, 2009, 12:51 am
3 in the front have cute faces, which is good if you get trapped under one of them. Something to look as your ribs break
Reality Lord - October 5, 2009, 11:33 pm

i wanted to give it 7 lions.....awesome.
faulty switch - October 5, 2009, 11:22 pm
how are they able to fit in there?
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:55 pm
Hilarious!
Bob D. Sailor - October 5, 2009, 9:39 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!! Herd of whales at 12 O'clock!!


HOMOSEXUALITY -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:55 pm
What's the homo sapiens the homophobes find it too messy a subject. Teehee?
CloudchaserS - July 21, 2016, 4:36 am
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction (W.F. Trotter)
mizzdizz - July 20, 2016, 1:55 pm
People that cheerful while promoting hate and condemnation worry me. There's something wrong with that. Yes, what someone does in their bedroom is their own f-ing business. Excellent poster, Cern! ^!


ACME -


TAGS: acme real weapons company
Rating: 4.62/5

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falloutghoul - April 4, 2013, 7:52 am
Meep! Meep! *Raspberry* *Speeds Away*


KARMA -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:02 pm
Funny how the feminazis are curiously quiet about how inappropriate rape jokes are without exception, when it's about a man being raped.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 am
I've got Psycharm All Python tools in one place---if you've got a dirty mind--ahem--Prissy--- That's HILARIOUS!!!!!
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:22 pm
Don't know if everyone else is seeing the ad below but mine is showing "5(L) Foods to Never Eat" and it's a pic of zucchini...you say zucchini, I say cucumber...he says foot long...whatever rocks your world...teehee.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 8:08 am
OH FUUUUUUUH!!!!! THAT is SOOOooooo WRONG! ROTFL!! Okay, I'll say it, would that be a $5 foot long? TNX, Cern!!! You have no idea how bad I needed a good laugh! 5 ROTFL lions!


REAL GENIUS - Can come out of nowhere. In this case, it was triggered by accident.


TAGS: real genius marco polo
Rating: 4.65/5

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MPsniper - July 23, 2011, 8:07 am
5 "come out, come out, where ever you are's for you !!!


REACTION -


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

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tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.




REALIZATION - It was at that point when Timmy realized that wasn't the bus to summer camp...




LIFE - get used to disappointment




SOCIETY -


TAGS: society adventure concept reality individual
Rating: 4.43/5

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Rick69 - June 30, 2012, 9:40 am
Merci Gary... And that's also an interesting thought, Emil... Never really thought about that... Thanks for that...
EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 12:24 am
The dotted line down the middle of the highway is a mental concept too, but it seems to work.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 7:13 pm
Looks like yer trend is workin’ out jus’ fine, jus’ fine indeed


REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.


TAGS: marriage reality gamers men
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 1:15 am
Their retinas have been burned by the PS3 images...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:15 pm
Yeah, I don't understand how so many men today didn't have the foresight to see this coming.
LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
That is a gears of war screenshot, but the console is a ps3.
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 3:38 pm
You sure understanding isnt she lets you play games and she plays is she shows an interest in your hobbies (teehee). Just kiddin space. Thanks for the comment and the 5L.
spacedog - June 30, 2012, 3:15 pm
Well Mrs.spacedog is understanding and even joins in on some of the fun and games. 5L


REALISTIC TATTOOS - Though appealing, be prepared to get ran from or slapped in the neck a lot.




REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


REALITY CHECK - What you think you can do. What the reality is.


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.65/5

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GOING POSTAL - Get them before they get you




DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.


TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

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GaryO - September 17, 2015, 7:13 am
To the contrary, steve. In order to have a lifelong commitment, one must have a life. Then again, I s’pose lifeless, posterless compulsive commenters could just be committed.
steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 12:06 am
I congratulate on your ability to remain nobody of distinction. I see that it is a life-long commitment.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:43 pm
I see one bird in this picture. The other one is a chipmunk. Ha ha, you wrote that comment in 2008 and no one cares about these words.
Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)


OPPORTUNIST -


TAGS: drink optimist pessimist realist mariand
Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - February 8, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks!... there are many posters on this theme, but I wanted to look at it from another angle.
ElleWhyInIn - February 8, 2012, 10:45 am
Love it! Just remember, there are 3 kinds of people: those who see the glass as half full, those that see the glass as half empty, and those of us who just want a flippin' drink
rerun - February 7, 2012, 7:29 pm

fantastic
BeNiceToMe - February 7, 2012, 7:18 pm
your b5st (so far) :)
CoolioIndeed - February 7, 2012, 2:00 pm
I'll drink to that. 5L's
mariand - February 7, 2012, 3:57 am
Prosit!
forseti - February 7, 2012, 3:07 am
Cheer5!


Reality -


TAGS: star trek reality people fans
Rating: 4.71/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:28 am
Written syfy predated A Trip To The Moon by millennia.
nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:13 am
Star Trek was okay, but Star Wars is better. Also, A Trip To The Moon was the movie that started the SyFy genre and took the first step into the Final Frontier.
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 2:05 am
The original series! The baby that took the 1st step into a new frontier? You sir must give your head a shake for me...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:38 am
Can handle ANY Star Trek series, EXCEPT the Kirk Series. The movies were better, minus the first Star Trek film in the 70s.


MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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NeoViking - June 23, 2016, 6:36 pm
Okay, basic Middle English lesson time: "wast" thy journey, not "wath" thy journey. "doth" means, "does," as in, "she does windows," and again, "wath" is not a word, but someone speaking Middle English would have said, "what" just like we do today.
william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


WRASTLING -


TAGS: thats not real wrastling
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thunderstrike - September 8, 2012, 9:30 pm
You know, that kid does sort of look like Harley Race.
Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 7:52 pm
lol...5 full nelson's!


REBUILDING -


TAGS: loss pain rebuild dreams reality
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2013, 11:52 pm
Thanks guys. I shall return soon. It is just harder than hell to make posters with only a phone.
- January 14, 2013, 12:05 pm
brilliant masterpiece!faved it!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:01 pm
I like this poster...well said
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2011, 1:25 pm
Hey Hammy! This one is actually a goodbye to someone special. I had to do something with the pain. Sorry I have not been around lately. I am just not feeling the funny.
Azzameen85 - November 11, 2011, 8:43 am
I can relate to that poster. 5L
Hawamleh - November 10, 2011, 9:20 pm
Great poster ! long time no see !
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:48 pm
Nice!


THE COUNT - More Bad-Ass than Edward Cullen since 1966


TAGS: the real vampire motifake
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:07 pm
Way more bad-a*s!


ENJOY LIFE - Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.


TAGS: you really should enjoy life
Rating: 4.35/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Ha!
Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 4:23 pm
Yeah, this is really nice. 5L.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Amsome, your best one yet imo


INVENTIONS - Some are more practical than others


TAGS: really dumb one
Rating: 4.32/5

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Russian man - January 2, 2010, 5:57 am
No comments 5L.
MasterMorality - January 1, 2010, 6:35 pm
Fucking brilliant. 5 lions.
Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:30 pm
Heheh, great sequence
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:12 pm
Perfect.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 3:18 pm
That guy was a loser. Mine works perfectly! 5 laptops


FACEBOOK - when it's going too far




THE TRUTH - When you know it It spoils the magic


TAGS: supermario reality mushrooms videogames
Rating: 4.15/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:25 pm
I've heard storie5, but now seeing it in this light, is kinda unsettling.
DanTarK - December 27, 2010, 11:14 pm
Thanks Hawamleh, I appreciate the constructive criticism.
Hawamleh - December 27, 2010, 6:06 pm
epic picture you could have done better with the text and title, 5ls though.


MYTHICAL WARRIORS - So this is how they look in real life...


TAGS: warrior mythical real life
Rating: 3.33/5

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Tytan - July 28, 2011, 3:23 am
guess its good for my first motifake xD


CHAVOPOLY - Because chav-scrabble would be surreal


TAGS: chav cultural impact chav scrabble surreal monopoly chavopoly rnr
Rating: 2.12/5

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willowbrook - August 18, 2008, 10:49 am
What? no ASBO square?


AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




DON'T TELL ME - Muppets aren't real!!


TAGS: muppets real
Rating: 3.28/5

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GodsWorshipMe - February 25, 2010, 5:29 pm
Like, he gave me hepatitis C... I only have 2 months to live


REALITY - This is the ONLY way most of us will ever get to see 2 girls kissing in bed




REALISATION - The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese




REALIZATION - Realization That you've got no job, no new Death Star apartment and you're a terrible shot. Oh, and the remote needs batteries.


TAGS: star wars storm trooper job realization unemployed
Rating: 3.96/5

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theoneandonlybabiegurll - October 18, 2010, 6:11 pm
ok wow i mean i new u liked star wars but really lol


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

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sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other photos of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


ADVICE - Some can be invaluable




LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother!


TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.55/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:29 am
You think it high now, WAIT until it FREE!!
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:23 pm
Big V gets 5 lions for the obscure rock band reference. Well done, sir.
Big V - October 28, 2009, 8:37 am
Nice Scatterbrain reference there... I enjoyed it quite a bit.... and you Can mix funny and political.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:41 am
Already have. I don't discount your wit and brains by any means. Aside from periods of expression in the past, I prefer to never mix happy with politics and religion... both are guaranteed to ruin it.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
Not taken as an attack, bud. May I recommend reviewing my none political stuff (there are a few mixed in) and then hitting the politics when the mood strikes ya? Take care.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:34 am
Sorry, WTFO -- Not a personal attack... this just happened to be there when the mood hit. I get tired of the broken record that many are putting out. This is a fun place. Nobody's fault that I get my entertainment here.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:26 am
thought this cartoon was funny and motifake is where I vent. It's kinda my political soap box (as another of my posters points out).
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
I looked at the site out of respect for my VP. No pictures though. I agree that there are good and bad points to every POTUS. For example, I'm glad the Pres is keeping the wire tapping, blocked the release of those abuse photos, kept rendition, etc. I
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:19 am
Enough already. If anything, I'm more to the right than you are on many issues, but there's never been an administration that didn't have good and bad points. This bashing is tiresome. Why motifake? Why not try directory.etalkinghead.com?


COLLEGE -


TAGS: college youre in the real world suck it up princess pzy
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am
"do to"? 5L


ADDICT -




SUPER MARIO BROS. - This single photo alone is waaay better than the whole live action movie


TAGS: nintendo real life mario luigi
Rating: 4.19/5

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Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 8:22 pm
Fogeddaboudit


SOME PEOPLE ARE RETIRED -


TAGS: realdiceshorty martyyyy realpics oxygen retired
Rating: 3.71/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:29 pm
Lack of oxygen - hasn't learned to breath through her ears yet.
Screamin Daemon - January 5, 2010, 9:21 am
Yeesh... here's to hoping that's her real picture... She's going to need all the looks she can get to get through life...
HerculesIsFuckingYourMomAtThisMomentInTimeBeProud - September 1, 2009, 6:53 pm
How dumb can you get?


100 MOTI'S -


TAGS: reality lord rl cubby
Rating: 3.81/5

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culos - August 2, 2010, 4:32 am
Tell me, do you have to buy 2 pair of shoes and throw one away or did you make a deal with the factory....?
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 2:58 am
Well.... if that's the size it gets when you reach 100, Cubby's unit must be acting as a natural reef around the entire cluster of islands.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2010, 6:04 pm

lol....ty cub.
Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 5:36 pm
Congrates,,,seriously welcome to the club 5/5


CEREAL KILLER - Take note kids, this is what a sugary breakfast will do to you




SO TELL ME -


TAGS: old 60s infomercial not a real brand
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faradio - January 2, 2012, 3:24 pm
Guys, not every question is made to be answered. Specially those in posters. :)
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 5:03 am
Quality is important up to a point. I don't need the worlds greatest spoon, I need a spoon that will hold food. I can stay at the Burj Al Arab in Dubai and pay 28k a nite or the Holiday Inn and afford it without taking out a loan.
CloudchaserS - December 20, 2011, 12:14 am
It's because we have an economy structured in a way that companies are forced to compete on who can make the most profit instead of who can make the highest quality product.


IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin


TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.47/5

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Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:29 pm
Good one! Pour hope in one hand and bullshit in the other and see which one fills up ...5L
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 7:42 pm
Don't all politifakers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 7:37 pm
You put a lot of thought into this one. Eh, WTFO?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:34 pm
Please tell me you have a headache, f.s.?
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 5:54 pm
hes a communist. there is no hope and his plan of action is equivalent to beating your head with a hammer until the head ache goes away.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:42 pm
No argument with that, statement D. However, hope only gets you so far without a helpful plan of action.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 9:12 pm
He without hope is lost.


THE BACON MEMORIAL PRESBYRTERIAN CHURCH -


TAGS: this is a real thing i swear
Rating: 3.43/5

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Widow9669 - July 6, 2010, 12:46 am
a religion I could get into.


MONDAY MORNING -




JAPAN - Making it real since 1952


TAGS: japan gundam real
Rating: 4.69/5

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NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:09 pm
Hmmm, here's Mecha... but where are all the praying Muslims? Ha-ha! JK! But it reminds me of a portrait I want to do--no art skills--of a Gundam & a geisha, the two most defining symbols of Japan & it's culture.
FyreByrde - June 1, 2012, 10:39 am
Thanks much for the lions! Yeah, that was a life-size model of the original Gundam, built for some or other convention in Japan. Did I mention Japan is the awesomest place to find random pictures like this? :P
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:39 pm
Actually, it is THE Gundam, THE Original. How you got that fairy confused with THIS is beyond me. XD
ughomer - May 19, 2012, 12:45 pm
MARVELOU5 1ST SUBMISSION.
CloudchaserS - May 17, 2012, 10:14 pm
Congrats on your first Motifake! It's a character from the anime Gundam Wing
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 6:48 pm
Congrat5! I'll give it a 5 for being your first one.
FyreByrde - May 17, 2012, 5:40 pm
My first motifake! Never thought I'd get round to doing one, but this image popped up on my news stream, and I knew I had to. Not very fantastic or anything, just a life-size MECHA! in real life. :P


FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends


TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am
Good one.


ADDICTION -




THE HABS - Pissing off New England since 1924.


TAGS: canadiens montreal
Rating: 2.22/5

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Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:34 am
But to be fair, they DID have The Rocket Richard...
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:32 am
Detroit, Chicago, Boston, Toronto, New York and Montreal. There was a Pacific division up to about 1920 something, but for 40 years the Big 6 ruled. Say, 1920 to 1960. Not that the Mob had anything to do with it (James Norris, anyone?)
BoneCD - August 12, 2009, 12:29 am
I thought that they were a "Team" back when there were like only one other, eH!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:23 am
Les Habitents. French-Canadiens that were habitually in the Stanley Cup Finals last century (when there were only 5 other teams to beat, anyway).
Derek - August 12, 2009, 12:17 am
Why are they called the "Habs"?


RELIEF EFFORT - You KNOW your country is messed up when Afghanistan sends support.


TAGS: i really needed a pic
Rating: 4.81/5

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JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:46 pm
All Japan needs right now is a mop. 5L
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 10:35 pm
Glad that they sent "sarrow" instead of "sorrow" - Japan doesn't need any more liquid... not even tears. 5L


BRAVE NEW WORLD -


TAGS: allusions from reality
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 8:05 am

a dangling whosawhat?
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
It seems he was on recently to post this motifake.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 7:57 pm
great
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 7:53 pm
No ice, it's just his chapstick.
ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 7:44 pm
You have a dangling participle RL.


PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.


TAGS: i really love the bible for these reasons
Rating: 4.27/5

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crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 5:28 pm
can't believe i never saw this one before. Stellar.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:45 am
Perfect. 5L sir!
sickartist - March 2, 2010, 9:03 pm
Can I get an AMEN? 5L
phydeaux - March 2, 2010, 7:56 pm
OUTSTANDING CAP! 5L and a very well done!


GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.


TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 3.75/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:45 am
Do not dis Buddha in child form!!!!!!
[email protected] - December 24, 2009, 11:22 am
That would be child abuse


60TH ANNIVERSARY -




EPIC FAIL - When this happens in reality there is no salvation.




Breakfast cereal -


TAGS: cereal breakfast cannibals
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:49 am
Who, me? (innocent look on my face, not quite pulling it off)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:16 pm
Lol! VERY messed up.
mizzdizz - March 26, 2016, 11:06 am
Very funny Cynic! The one that the arrow is pointing at looks like its about to start nibbling on itself!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! ^!!!!!


LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..


TAGS: life death darkness depression reality
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Macabriful poster Seth.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2012, 9:24 am

shiney happy poster you put out seth...i love it 5L :)
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:39 am
How quaint. Looks to be one of Thomas Kinkade’s bizzaro collection….or perhaps an early Turner. In any event, if I had a whit of motivation left after viewing this poster, I’d retrieve a dagger and cut myself….5L


ARTS DEGREE -




HELL -


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.73/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
wow
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


REVY - She'll f*ck you up


TAGS: revy black lagoon real
Rating: 2.88/5

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The1 - April 16, 2009, 1:55 am
Oh she can fuck me up anytime for all I care.
Taivas - March 20, 2009, 7:37 pm
I'm a happy camper
Cubbybear - February 23, 2009, 10:25 pm
What's scary is I didn't notice the gun first


YOUR GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: not real online fap
Rating: 4.38/5

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Porcelina - January 24, 2010, 9:34 pm
haha very witty 5L
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
aggy's retort....FTW
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:35 pm
5L!! My .gif-friend, however...
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:46 pm
Excellent Caption.. 5 Screen cleaners


REAL EYES -


TAGS: real eyes realize real lies
Rating: 4.35/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am
She has SPECIAL EYES!
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm
?


INSANITY -


TAGS: pzy insanity grip reality fall
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2011, 8:00 pm

distance in miles or kilometers? made the trip a few times now....meh...the fall can be a blast. 5L


REALITY - isn't always what it seems




RESTORATION PROJECTS -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2015, 2:59 am
...vagorsoraus?
steve1961 - August 24, 2015, 7:18 pm
Is this a thing? Cuz it seems like a thing. It's probably not an actual thing...but it could be...I don't know...I just found about that thing that sounds like a type of dinosaur...
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:18 pm
Dammit...where'd I put that receipt.
EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2015, 3:08 am
Stick in the ham, pull out the bone and bingo: good as new!


AUDIE MURPHY. - Behold the real Rambo, John Mcclane, and Solid Snake! Not what you expected? The Nazies didn't expect it either.


TAGS: audie murphy real rambo nazies
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:49 pm
A real life Greek tragedy.
Reality Lord - January 30, 2013, 4:38 pm

sad ending to a real life hero


YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN -


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:36 pm

hmmm...lets see...the first time someone called me sir....do you mean without the words `you`re making a scene`after themÉ
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:18 am
lol


MY WIFE - She speaks of my drinking, but never considers my thirst.




SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


EXPECTATIONS -


TAGS: reality imagination love boxman hammy
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - May 10, 2012, 8:25 pm

motitwist Hammy,motitwist
Hawamleh - May 10, 2012, 5:47 pm
Thank you :) and I'll keep that in mind !
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:44 pm
That's too motivational to be a demotivator. 5L anyway.


REALITY HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM - Send Error Report ?




PUBLIC RESTROOMS -




Reality -


TAGS: patrick starfish real
Rating: 2.96/5

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Fr. Poindexter - April 16, 2009, 6:27 am
Woody Harrelson is looking well


I'M NOT IN DENIAL -




REALITY -


TAGS: childhood dreams reality ugly hammy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
Nah My saying Goes More Like "Sobriety, Not even Once"
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:31 pm

meth...not even once.


BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.




REALITY? -




IMPORTANT LESSONS -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - September 6, 2015, 10:52 pm
LOL! Got to keep those priorities straight! Cleanliness is next to godliness and all that tripe! Let the kids be kids---OUTSIDE!!! 5 LOL lions, Cern!


EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON - BUT SOMETIMES THE REASON IS THAT YOU'RE STUPID AND MAKE BAD DECISIONS


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.81/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 25, 2013, 7:51 pm
..or are passionate and do as nature intends, instead of that which society would rather.


ETHICAL DILEMMA -


TAGS: evil does it really count i m jewish
Rating: 4.81/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 7:36 pm
Only if you don't like bacon.


Einstein -


TAGS: predictions reality einstein technology communication
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:52 pm
That's the one! Apparently M0rd3kaI is much more talented than he makes out to be in the forum.
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:43 pm
The image concocted about "making love" and texting? WOW
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 1:55 am
Only because M0rd3kaI insists he had them copyrighted
rerun - April 11, 2014, 7:13 pm

Thank goodness you omitted the "making love" image.
JesusWept - April 11, 2014, 6:18 pm
Einstein was right. 5 L's
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 5:48 pm
...so today, we were discussing this in my class...the things we had to do for fun in the olden times. They've no clue...


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