Real Demotivational Poster
REALISTS - The only ones who really know what's going on.
A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!
SUPER RETARD - Because sometimes just being a regular Retard isn't enough.
MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you
RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!
DUCKFACE - The ugly truth
THIS GUY HAS SWAG - he also seems confident and happy....
OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.
THIS CARTOON - It's a culturally, ethnically, religiously, and politically correct one. Please enjoy it responsibly. Thank you.
SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey
I love you -
1984 TOYOTA GT CELICA - She was my baby...and yes EVERY Asian boy wanted one! GAWD...I miss that car
I REALLY HATE IT - When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up !
17TH BIRTHDAY - The pivotal year where you say to yourself, F*CK! I still can't do jack shit for another year!
ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality
WHEN - sharks dream...
REAL GENIUS - Can come out of nowhere. In this case, it was triggered by accident.
REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.
REALIZATION - It was at that point when Timmy realized that wasn't the bus to summer camp...
LIFE - get used to disappointment
REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.
REALISTIC TATTOOS - Though appealing, be prepared to get ran from or slapped in the neck a lot.
REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -
REALITY CHECK - What you think you can do. What the reality is.
GOING POSTAL - Get them before they get you
DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.
MIDDLE AGES -
THE COUNT - More Bad-Ass than Edward Cullen since 1966
ENJOY LIFE - Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.
INVENTIONS - Some are more practical than others
FACEBOOK - when it's going too far
THE TRUTH - When you know it It spoils the magic
MYTHICAL WARRIORS - So this is how they look in real life...
CHAVOPOLY - Because chav-scrabble would be surreal
AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...
DON'T TELL ME - Muppets aren't real!!
REALITY - This is the ONLY way most of us will ever get to see 2 girls kissing in bed
REALISATION - The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
REALIZATION - Realization That you've got no job, no new Death Star apartment and you're a terrible shot. Oh, and the remote needs batteries.
AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...
ADVICE - Some can be invaluable
LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother!
SUPER MARIO BROS. - This single photo alone is waaay better than the whole live action movie
SOME PEOPLE ARE RETIRED -
100 MOTI'S -
CEREAL KILLER - Take note kids, this is what a sugary breakfast will do to you
SO TELL ME -
IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin
THE BACON MEMORIAL PRESBYRTERIAN CHURCH -
MONDAY MORNING -
JAPAN - Making it real since 1952
FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends
THE HABS - Pissing off New England since 1924.
RELIEF EFFORT - You KNOW your country is messed up when Afghanistan sends support.
BRAVE NEW WORLD -
PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.
60TH ANNIVERSARY -
EPIC FAIL - When this happens in reality there is no salvation.
Breakfast cereal -
LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..
ARTS DEGREE -
REVY - She'll f*ck you up
YOUR GIRLFRIEND -
REAL EYES -
REALITY - isn't always what it seems
RESTORATION PROJECTS -
AUDIE MURPHY. - Behold the real Rambo, John Mcclane, and Solid Snake! Not what you expected? The Nazies didn't expect it either.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN -
MY WIFE - She speaks of my drinking, but never considers my thirst.
SANTA CLAUS -
REALITY HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM - Send Error Report ?
PUBLIC RESTROOMS -
I'M NOT IN DENIAL -
BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.
IMPORTANT LESSONS -
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON - BUT SOMETIMES THE REASON IS THAT YOU'RE STUPID AND MAKE BAD DECISIONS
ETHICAL DILEMMA -
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